Russian Rug Burn
when your having s-xual intercourse with your partner on the floor and his weiner slips out and wiggles its way in between the b-tt cheeks and the rug, the male keeps going no knowing he has made a new hole, he blows his load onto the carpet
“so how long did you guys have s-x for?” “he had s-x for 10 and we had s-x for 3” “how does that happen?” “russian rug burn”
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