Russian shit
when you have to do “big business” in the bathroom but you have a limited time frame to do so. often results in headaches, pulled muscles, hernias and/or swamp -ss from improper or rushed wiping.
that white castle had my stomach bubbling this morning, i had to take a russian sh-t to make it to the meeting on time.
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