russian sidewinder
ratchet alcohol consumption methods. when you pour up 2 shots of vodka (probably the cheap sh-t) and 1 shot of fireball. drinking them in the order of vodka, fireball, vodka will be easier than just 3 shots of vodka because the fireball chases the first shot. you can also do 5 or 7 shots instead of just 3 if you’re feeling r-t-rded. guaranteed to get the party started, get you drunk h-lla fast and make that $11.65 handle of whatever bottom shelf vodka you have go down easy.
i knew i would barf if i tried to drink that crown russe straight and i was trying to black out so i poured 3 russian sidewinders at the pregame and i’m just glad i woke up with my phone and wallet this morning.
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