Russian Sweet Hog
a russian sweet hog is a term used when a person on the internet(usually omegle or something similar) tries to come on to you. you respond by asking if they are ready for a russian sweet hog. they will usually reply yes thinking that it is something s-xual when actually, it is when you read bedtime stories to dead babies. this is meant to shock and scar the person talking to you, which kills the mood to “cyber”.
stranger:asl
you:19/f/russia
stranger: wanna cyber?
you:sure, are you ready for a russian sweet hog?
stranger: sure, whats that?
you: it’s when you read bedtime stories to dead babies
-stranger disconnects-
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