russian thunder-uption


the implosive prolapse of a lovers -ss whilst -n-lly leaking all over ones face after excessive force (leading to the prolapse) attempting a steamer on the forehead. the pinkish pouch is then fondled by the lover under said “-ss” who is chanting “bow to putin”. by now, you’ve got immense -n-l bleeding and drip resembling an “-ss volcano” (the fecal matter being molten rock and the the blood being lava).
w-ss shoe no bout dem russians
bein’ all like “thunder-uption”
bein’ u votin fo’ bama diss election
mayne readin’ diss definition just gay me a erection
bisch, i be’ u rike dat russian thunder-uption

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