russian toe job
a russian toe job is when someone doesn’t trim their toe nails for at least two months and than shoves it up someone’s -n-s for s-xual pleasure
e.i – yo man i have this b-tch a nasty russian toe job last night, b-tch squealed like a pig!
whoa get that toe out of my -ss! you aren’t russian toe jobbing me tonight!
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