Russian Tuck
when a man gets around, and in an effort to hide his erect p-n-s, tucks it under his belt/waistband in order to avoid embar-ssment. “russian” is replacing “rushing”, because it would be quickly used to hide your erect member.
dan got a b-n-r in cl-ss, so before he got up, he quickly did a russian tuck, so no one would see his gargantuant b-n-r.
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