russian wine
russian wine is a the rare delicacy produced by mixing vodka with something inappropriate. for example smirnoff and redbull is not russian wine, vodka and beer would be a russian or a depth-charge and vodka with mountain dew would be a form of russian wine.
synonymous with jur-ssic.
oh man, we were so wasted we were totally mixing vodka and milk again.
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