rustic trumpet


pertaining to the sound(s) of unintended flatulence during -n-l copulation.
“she kept accidentally farting while i was -ss f-cking her, and it sounded like a chorus of rustic trumpets!”

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    where “f-cking h-ll m8” is spelled incorrectly, usually rushed. often found on irc. lyndon:king helm8 i just died f-cking h-ll m8

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