Rustic Wedding


a gross s-xual act between a man and a women. the women who is on her period removes her bloodied tampon over the open mouth of her partner, letting the remaining blood inside drip into his mouth. she then places the tampon on his forehead like a viel. with his mouth still open, she the proceeds to deficate into it, she then mounts him and rides him until he c-ms inside her (all the while he has to keep his mouth wide open), she then squats over his mouth again and let’s the c-m drip into his mouth. at this point they kiss. the mix of brown and red is where the rustic part of the name comes from and the wedding part, the tampon veil and kissing at the end.
those two are into all sorts! i here they love a rustic wedding

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