rusticky


adj.–a sketchy suggestion of a rustic style; a dodgy mimicry of the vintage style and appeal of something that is authentically charming due to its age and homespun nature.
amanda: “i forgot to peel the potatoes in my potato salad.”
mom: “that’s okay; that makes it look rusticky.”

danny: “hey, man…careful with my beer pong table!”
jake: “chill…it’ll be rusticky.”

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