Rusty Banana
a banana resembling a rusty johnson, i.e. a p-n-s that is covered in sh-t after -ss-f-cking, except usually covered in a layer of nut b-tter from peanuts or almonds instead of sh-t.
dude, that rusty banana looks like it’s been up andré the giant’s -sshole.
the act of purposefully having intercourse with a women using a rapex condom, causing extensive bleeding and coloring the p-n-s red, hence the term “rusty banana”
miranda gave me the best rusty banana last night, it hurt so good.
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