rusty bobsled
noun; similar to a rusty trombone, but more familiar to those in cold climates such as minnesota, the dakotas, canada or scandinavian nations.
“eh there sven, ya know i gave that ol’ nort dakota girl, bertha, the ol’ rusty bobsled. and ya know what? she took it like a pro, like gosh darn ice hockey pro dontcha know”
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