Rusty Butthole
a drink consisting of:
1 part jagermeister
3 parts apple cider
mix vigorously, drink vigorously
guy 1: hey would you like a rusty b-tthole?
guy 2: oh boy i sure would!
–n-l s-x-
guy 1: cool, i’m gonna go make a rusty b-tthole, you want one?
guy 2: yeah, thanks bro.
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