Rusty cactus
when a ginger person shaves their pubic region and sticks them to a male’s p-n-s and f-cks them up the -n-s until they sh-t down their shaft
when my wife performed a rusty cactus she sh-t down my shaft and it got caught in my j-ps eye
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