rusty camper
when the wife eats a bag of cheetos and you finger her in the -ss. magnified in intensity if the cheetos are of the “jalapeño” variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.
“dude wife totally sharted my hand last night”
“well you shouldn’t have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool.”
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