Rusty Dutch Oven
when you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.
oh my god, mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was cr-p everywhere.
when you fart all night under the covers completely naked and your hemroids are bleeding as well.
“man i had a rusty dutch oven last night. this morning i had to wipe the poo and blood off of my roids before i could apply the prep h. although the smell wasn’t too bad.”
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