Rusty Firing Squad
there are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the rusty chainsaw. insert -n-l beads into your partner’s stink hole. place a blindfold over your eyes. grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. when last bead pops out, so too will a giant sh-t slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. a real man takes it to the head.
man, rhonda got me good with a rusty firing squad. i’m still picking peanuts out of my bellyb-tton.
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