Rusty Johnathan
when the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your -ss crack and give him the old sh-thand across the face.
when the pizza delivery boy came i checked my pizza only to realize it wasn’t what i ordered. i was p-ssed, so i gave him the old rusty johnathan.
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