Rusty Justin
the act of performing -n-l c-nn-l-ng-s while reaching up above the t-st-cl-s to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. it is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the -n-s for good luck, the lips blowing into the -n-s sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. but with an asian.
i don’t know how the night ended up but i have vague recollections of being rusty justined.
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