Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum
when feces accidentally sprays out of the -n-s during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the -n-s, much like beating on a bongo drum.
how’d that orgy go, max?
oh, not too well, horace. i had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. you see, i got a little wild with my pull on the -n-l beads and had to bust out my billie jean drum beats to quell the flow of -ss b-tter. thank g-d my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
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