Rusty Necklace
when you have s-x with a woman that is on her period only to finish with her on her knees. when you -j-c-l-t- onto her chest you smear the blood from your hand into the s-m-n to create a “rusty” color.
she was crazy!!! she was begging me to get kinkier so i gave her a rusty necklace as she moaned that i was the best she ever had
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