Rusty Nutcracking Trombone
this is a s-xual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time rusty trombone. however, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your t-st-cl-s as hard as possible.
i thought sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like cr-p by giving me a rusty trombone for my 40th birthday. but she charlie browned me by pulling a rusty nutcracking trombone on my already sore b-lls.
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