rusty putter
where you f-ck a girl in the -ss and slap her in the face with your sh-t d-ck
where you f-ck a girl in the -ss and slap her in the face with your “rusty putter”
\ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;
1. s-xual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females v-g-n-l and -n-l orifices.
man: gee, i sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!
woman: yeah! i liked the attention you paid to both my -ss and my vag.
an act performed by two men that involves using one’s d-ck to slap another guy’s b-lls around after -n-l s-x.
joe: hey, bob, do you want to rusty putter tongiht?
bob: no way, joe, that’s sick!
the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after f-cking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.
she didn’t tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when i finished i gave her the rusty putter.
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