rusty reach
the act of -n-ly destroying a girl. after 3 hours of not stop f-cking you begin punching said girl repeatedly in the back of the head. once she is knocked out, bring her unconscious body to random places to take pictures. (i.e. the roof, under water in you pool, in the tree on your front lawn, your kitchen table, and eventually when she begins showing signs of regaining consciousness, on the radiator). when she’s in the hospital recovering from radiation poisoning, you then show her the pictures. thus the rusty reach.
i always keep pictures of my rusty reach framed in the front hallway of my house for all of my guests to see.
Read Also:
- #NTT
new tune tuesday sharing new songs or tracks that you think the world needs to hear. (c) jg check out this song that i just discovered! (insert song here) #ntt
- psilcybin
a vital chemical that induces the intoxicating hallucinogenic effects in shrooms jeff: hey matt matt: hey jeff, whats up? jeff: matt, can you name a me a chemical in shrooms that causes you to trip out? matt: sure jeff. well.. theres psilcybin. jeff: gee! thanks matt matt: sure thing jeff! -wink-
- slippery billy goat
when a man covers himself in “i cant believe its not b-tter” runs on a tile floor and rams his d-ck into the female. much like a billy goat would ran its horns, billy s needed to go to the hospital after a rough slippery billy goat
- aeromorph
similar to an , but with planes instead of animals. possibly popularized due to transformers. that aeromorphic a-10 has some juicy b–bs!
- trunk bottle
a bottle of liquor that is kept in the trunk of your vehicle in case of drinking emergencies. trunk bottle is necessary when drinks are too expensive at a bar you can take shots (or make your current drink stronger) out of the back of your car, and only have to purchase like 1 drink.