rusty rooster
when one preforms s-x first thing in the morning and finds that one’s partner has begun menses.
our pregnancy scare ended this morning when jill gave me a rusty rooster.
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when you pull out of your special friend’s -ss and your c-ck is covered with santorum, but you’re in a hurry, so you park it in another hole without going for the washcloth.
“sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it’s forgiveable to (give a rusty rooster).” — becky, “clerks ii”
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