Rusty Sheiffs Badge
the -n-s muscle that has been polished very well after being dropped in the mud.
don had been so drunk the night before he hadnt been able to do the paper work correctly. when he bent over to pick up the morning paper , wendy got a right eye full of the rusty sheiffs badge
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