Rusty Shovel

when you are playing pump the rump with a woman and she has either not taken a dump, has the runs, or you’ve gone extra deep digging for gems, and when you pull your c-ck out its got sh-t on it.
i was pounding mary deep and hard in her cornhole and when i pulled out my man meat it was smeared with poo. i like to keep my tools clean so she gave me a golden shower to clean off my rusty shovel.
when a man covers his d-ck in moist soil and then b-ttf-cks a woman. the sh-t and the soil then mix together on the man’s d-ck, and then he slaps the woman in the face with his d-ck
jane: oh my god, my boyfriend gave me a rusty shovel last night!
to finger a girl, then stick your fingers in their -ss then finger them again.
she was so wide i gave her a rusty shovel.
the act of putting ones hands together, then placing it under another unclothed, crouching person. once in that position, the person will get momentum then shove then hands up the others r-ct-m. when hands are removed, the fecal matter on the hands may resemble a shovel with rust on it. may be repeated if desired.
his mom gave him a rusty shovel last night because he didn’t do his homework.