Rusty Spittoon
the act of moistening the -n-s with one’s saliva before having -n-l-s-x/foreplay
1) i gave her/him the rusty spittoon, which really seemed to make things slide in easier.
2) without the rusty spittoon, i would have felt like my d-ck stepped into the majave desert.
3) who needs to do use the rusty spittoon when you have lube?
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