Rusty Squirtle
this technique is usually used when some chick is trying to stick some guys fat c-ck in her vajay-jay and shes way to dry to slip that meat-piece into it. so in order to lube things up she uses a douche to squirt a bunch of lube into her -n-l cavities. then she turns around and puts her -ss up on his c-ck, shortly thereafter clenching her hole so the sh-tty mixture spews out onto the guys junk. if they want to make things really sloppy, the girl sometimes makes the guy suck the excess shart-lube out of her -sshole.
my c-ck was too much for that virgin, so i made her give me a rusty squirtle to lube things up.
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