rusty tombone
golfer who’s shot pattern is duff, fat, shank, penalty, good shot, 3 putt for a triple bogey on every hole. shoots between 110 and 125. this golfer plays no more than 4 times per year.
that old cratty used to be a rusty tombone but he really put his time in to improve his game. did you see the way he played at jon herzog’s bachelor party?
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