Rusty Turn Boner
when a male engaged in vigorous -n-l s-x breaks his d-ck inside said -n-s. upon the breaking (and after all the -n-l pressure) the person receiving the -n-l s-x becomes incapable of containing themselves and releases their fecal matter all over the broken p-n-s. therefore, making it a “rusty turn b-n-r.”
todd: who was on the phone?
chris: that was the hospital, hank got admitted…
todd: oh my g-d, what for?
chris: they say he got a rusty turn b-n-r and is going to need surgery.
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