Rutabaga Red
one of five basic t-rd colors. this t-rd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. where as a crimson t-rd could very well mean that you’ve busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. this t-rd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.
also see: sweet potatoe orange, mid-night brown, jet black, jungle green
having eaten two cans of pickled beets, i was -ssured the presence of a rutabaga red the following morning.
she left her rutabaga red in the cr-pper for all the world to see.
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