Rutherford

a small town in bergen county, n.j. rutherford is the nicer version of east rutherford. we hate it when you come from your town, and hang out in our downtown. if you live there, chances are you smoke a sh-tload of weed, amongst other things. i’d have a hard time naming 10 kids who don’t do drugs or drink.

you’ve definitely been to the wendy’s on 17 f-cked up, and you probably remember hanging out at the arcade before it closed down. you probably have tons of stories about getting wasted at wall field/ tamblyn field/ memorial field, and you probably remember smoking blunts at pierrepont school.

most of the kids in the surrounding towns, get their bud, from somebody who gets it from rutherford
-“yo mike, you know anywhere i can get a bag?”
-“yeah let me call up some kids from rutherford”
known as the borough of trees. i rather call it the borough of weed. uses the term called, smake, meaning to smoke weed. every weekend, there will be kids on park ave. either high or drunk. everywhere you go, smell of weed will get you buzzed. a lot of kids look old as h-ll and gets cigarretes otherwise known as boges from most of the stores in rutherford. tar sl-ts everywhere. we call this town, the tar-town. barely any girls here are semi or pretty. kids go to the back of dunkin donuts or to the parking lot right behind the dunkin donuts to smoke weed. police here are -ssholes… alot of f-cked up kids here. little kids from middleschool such as 6th or 7th grades starting to smoke cigarretes and some may even smoke pot.
person 1: hey! wanna go smoke some weed?
person 2: sure! but how are we going to get weed?
person 1: dude.. we’re in rutherford….
rutherford is an adjective for a tall 6’2″ guy with brown curly hair, puffer blue artic coat, who has lots of money. someone who is a rutherford can be gay.
basically, someone that is very rutherford is yo perfect man.
dat guy ova thers iz soooooo rutherford!
the most hood town in the napa valley. it goes down there. we got mexicans at la luna market hanging and drinking beers. white boys smokin stoges and drinkin wine. and theres some dope -ss cars in rutherford. u wanna f-ck around here, then the bad-sses of rutherford will hunt ur b-tch -ss down and burn a stoge on ur neck b-tch. 707 all day.
yan: “aye breh. where were you at yesterday?”
bais: “i was in rutherford burning some stoges at la luna”
yan: “ah sh-t. i was in st. helena with some f-gs on some wine tour”
bais: “wow bro. you’re f-ckin gay.”