RVD


extremely awesome and talented wrestler, who would get a lot farther if he wasn’t stoned 24/7.
rvd: dude! i’m -thumb thingy- r. v. d!
the whole f-cking show.
that dog is the whole f-cking show.
thats the greatest wrestler around rob van dam. his finisher is the 5 star frog splash and he should be the wwe champion but that loser triple h is holding him back because he knows that he is a loser and rvd is a winner.
everything is cool when you’re rvd
a 3″, bouncer bashing, 17 pint leprechaun. he spends his day penetrating his dyson, and glazing the inside. when all sp-nked out he gets out his step ladder and climbs onto his chair and tells the zone lobby how many drinks he had today, plays a game of ta, loses, cries, makes an excuse, quits ta, comes out of retirement, and the cycle begins again. yo
go on zone to see this leprechaun perform

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