ryan distance effect


the ryan distance effect occurs when, over a lengthy period of time, his d-ckhead levels begin to increase until it is intolerable. this effect normally occurs within the holidays or even over the weekends depending on his current d-ckhead levels. this is a very unusual case in which only ryan currently possesses. scientists have yet to explain why there are a lot of mysterious outcomes of this effect.

there is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan’s ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-professor aaron zou
the ryan distance effect is strong in this one

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