ryan haywood
ryan haywood is a very psychotic man who works for achievement hunter. he appears in many ket’s play’s including minecraft. his current whereabouts are unknown as the last time he was seen he was tackling a bear whiles simultaneously killing children. his current hobbies include: killing people, trapping cows in holes and enslaving animals. he also enjoys getting a psycho-n-lysis from the doctors. in other words this man is a crazy mother f—-r
guy1 : “let’s go fishing!”
guy 2 : “nah i am just going to go tend to my coe in the hole”
guy 1 : you’re such a ryan haywood
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