Ryan Norman
an amazing hockey player that everyone wants to be. this girl named mia absolutely wants his d-ck. there is this other girl that is not as good at goalie as mia that wants ryan too. they get in huge cat fights over him. he secretly likes taylor more….but rattles her about mia. also he is ridiculously good looking.
mia:omg ryan i want him
taylor:no i want him
ryan norman:ladies ladies you can both have me
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