Ryland

the most interesting person you have ever met.
that ryland is so haute right now.
my best friend; g-d in disguise.
see ry
ry is my friend and he’s god.
g-d’s alias; perfect form with a little tweaking and tucking
“..and ryland will bless your soul today said he himself…”

“…with a little bit of surgery, i would by ryland…”
someone who is intelligent, generous, and caring and smiles a lot. he/she doesn’t realize his/her smile is the most amazing smile in the world.
a) my best friend is definitely a ryland.
b) the new guy in school seems like a ryland.
ryland is an african name meaning “one with great strength and attractiveness.” also can mean “one with large p-n-s” over the years it has been used throughout many cultures with the real meaning skewed. if people really knew the meaning of this name it might be more commonly used.
that attractive looking guy’s name must be ryland.
when you go to a party, get extremely hammered, and throw up in all the places the host specifically asks no one to throw up in.
-“dude i totally pulled a ryland last night and threw up in the middle of dylan’s deck and all over his brother’s room”
-“didn’t he specifically tell everyone to not do that last night?”
-“…yea…”
-“you need to get your sh-t together, man”