s p a s m
a f-cktard who likes to put sp-ces in between every letter in a word.
“m y n a m e i s s p a s m a n d i ‘ m a f – c k i n g m o r o n”
from the mid to late 1970s. when a person has eaten their fill of a meal, their body creates an inner shudder at the thought of a further mouthful.
“would you care for a wafer-thin mint, mr. kreosote?”
“no thanks you, i’ve just had a spasm, i couldn’t eat another thing”.
formerly known as spam. the spasm is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day…
buddy: “jeez, i thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!”
victim: “nah, i just got m’self a beef-jerky-v–gr–kind-of-a-vibe…”
buddy: “any good?”
victim: er… nope. just’ a lil’ spasm…”
when you are angry and you need to punch something.. you punch the keyboard and a spasm comes out.
or when you are bored you just do spasms.
spasm. :vbhcjdbvjhuebgfvhdusgvbfhdskbvhdukwgvbfjvhjbsdplenbfhdbvhbjhfjdbgvruhfbwuqvbfuywbvf-kwvbhfuwekgfuvgbuwgfvbuw etc.
katherine: she is being such a b-tch
tilly: innaaaat
katherine argh jcjunmjvdbhwq,mgew
annoying, irritating, cause of distraction.
she is a spasm.
variation of a convulsion. seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.
she was h-t with a spasm and collapsed.
spam advertising images that appear on web sites and undergo jittery motions in order to catch one’s attention.
man, i can’t make it out for all the freekin’ spasm on my screen!
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