saber-toothed tiger
a woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has it, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. martha raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.
dude, i banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. she popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.
like a cougar, but older. whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.
a saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a “smilodon”.
“check out that cougar by the bar, man! she has been eyeballing me all night.”
“cougar? she’s older than cougar, bro. that right there is a saber-toothed tiger.”
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