sabertooth

a sabertooth is a woman that is the older version of the cougar. a 60+ year old women who is on the prowl for fresh young male meat. she is old, rich, and looking for a crazy night of s-x with a guy who can go all night long without v–gr-.
i meet a sabertooth at a bar and she took me to her house and ravaged my tender young male body.
a cougar(hot old woman) that’s even older. a saber tooth is the older version of a cougar. usually a cougar ranges from 30-50. a saber tooth is 50 +.
“dude your mom is a cougar, but your grandma is a a saber tooth!”
a woman so old she should be extinct yet still out hunting meat.
that chick i banged last night was a complete sabertooth
cream of the crop; the pinnacle of a cougar status. the rarest of rare cougar.
i went cougar hunnting the other night and this bar, because there’s been talk of saber tooth sightings here. we think this rare and sought-after breed might stop in at “the dead fish bar” during her bi-yearly migrations from san francisco to the napa wine country.
a woman over the age of 65 who targets men at least 20 years her junior to date. similar to a cougar but over the age of 65. since saber-tooth tigers are extinct, it ties into the fact that these women are much older and near extinction themselves.
girl 1: “check out the geezer on that hot guy!”
girl 2: “oh yea, she’s a total saber-tooth.”

a cougar past her prime.
hey, that saber tooth is really checking you out.
a good looking woman of retirement age who enjoys the company of much younger men. in other words, a woman who has outgrown her status as a cougar but is still remarkably attractive. sometimes referred to as a gmilf.
man, joey’s grandma is actually pretty hot. i hear she’s a bit of a sabertooth too. i’d hit it

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