Sabertooth Crotchcricket
1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the p-ss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.
that boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.
another name for pubic lice or crabs.
or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!
dj is a sabertooth crotchcricket
nasty little b-st-rds that live in the p-b-s.
those saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my b-lls and -ss up today.
the prehistoric version of crabs. quite large in size. they are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.
me: so did pound that b-tch last night.
jordan: h-ll no bro!!!
me: why not?
jordan: so i pulled off her pants and i almost got killed by her sabertooth crotch crickets!!
me: sh-tty deal bro.
an std contracted from women origionating from bithlo, fl , who works on oranage blossom trail.
i got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on obt.
possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language
dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden
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