sac drift
a phenomenon where the skin of the scr-t-m slowly crawls or “drifts” around the b-lls while the subject is at rest. happens unconsciously to every man, but is more pr-nounced in high heat.
i just noticed my sac drift for the first time today, it looked like some kind of nasty alien sh-t.
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