Sack Drum
when a male is bored in the shower and stretches his scr-t-m out and bounces his p-n-s off of it so that looks like his p-n-s is bouncing on a trampoline.
guy 1. “you know when you’re bored in the shower and you stretch your b-llsack out and bounce your d-ck off of it like it’s bouncing on a trampoline?”
guy 2. “what the f-ck??? no….”
guy 3. “oh, you mean playing the sack drum?”
guy 1. “yeah, exactly.”
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