Sack Hat


a sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:

-being old
-a hat that old people frequently wear
-having a really old or outdated logo

-being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-the front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-having mesh on the back half of the hat
-instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little b-ttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-having a tag that says “one size fits most”
-jerry has a dallas cowboys hat from 1991. it has soft foam at the front and little b-ttons at the back. it was probably worn when watching troy aikman play in the super bowl. it is a sack hat.

-darius has a st. louis cardinals hat with a 1920’s logo on it, the back half being mesh with little b-ttons. it is also a sack hat.

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