Sack of Hammers


used as a degree of stupidity, it expresses one’s explicit opinions of one group or individual’s obvious idiocy.
1) jane is useless, and she’s as dumb as a sack of hammers.
2) bob, i’ve known sacks of hammers that could toast bread, what the h-ll is wrong with you?
after a long night of drinking, doing drugs and smoking the dope you feel as if you are a geriatric. tired and unable to preform the simplest tasks. you feel… like a sack of hammers.
holy sh-t man! what a night! drinking and doing all those drugs was fun but now i feel like a sack of hammers!

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