sackstache
testicular hair. often a source of pride for millennials unable to achieve a proper ironic mustache.
hipster a: bro, how are we supposed to get into this uber-popular “unknown” brunch establishment with that pathetic looking peach-fuzz on your upper lip?
hipster b: no problem, my dark-skinned-friend, i am going to flash the hostess this mad sackstache i’ve been cultivating. she’s going to be super impressed and we’ll be sipping mimosas well into the evening.
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