Sacramento squash tourny
a woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. she then places this up her v-g-n- using the tin to push it all the way up. she then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.
“hey cindy, this party is boring”
“i know amy, maybe we should have a sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?”
“that’s a great idea!”
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