sacrificial urinal
a urinal between two occupied urinals that is left open to avoid crowding and embarr-ssing misunderstandings
alien: why do human males only use every other urinal?
guy: so strangers won’t see our c-cks or think we’re looking at their c-cks. we call the empty one “the sacrificial urinal.”
alien: why is it such a big deal to see each other’s c-cks? or why can’t you just say “i’m not going to look at your c-ck if you don’t look at mine?”
guy: i definitely wouldn’t believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against b-mping into each other.
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